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daxratchet:

perkeleen-tursas:

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

in the uk we have these sweets called maoam and the packaging is this little green character that looks like its having sex with fruit

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omg Finland has these too

these candies taste really good actually but seriously
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why

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biletree:

portraitsofboston:

“There’s a lot of things I wanted to do and succeed in, but I fell down or stepped back or took a different course. I ain’t happy with myself, but I’m comfortable. I’m content. I have a dog and a place to live. I was homeless for 20 years. I used to sleep right here on these benches, and he lived outside with me. The place I moved into didn’t allow pets, but I wouldn’t live in a house without him, so they let me have him. He’s more than a dog; he’s my therapist. I wasn’t always a good boy. I couldn’t take responsibility for anything. Now I think about him. It’s only him and me. If I don’t come back home to feed him, he’s stuck in the house by himself. He’s my reason to come home.”
“How old is he?”
“Ten. We’re about the same age, we dress alike and we both have beards. We pretty much look alike.”

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powerjock:

codeinewarrior:

the confederate flag is racist

"omg no it’s not! i’m just proud of my heritage!"

which is treating other human beings as property

"The Civil War wasn’t about slavery it was about State’s Rights!" 

yeah the state’s right to own slaves lmao

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codeinewarrior:

professor: why did you type everything in italics? do you even know how to turn caps lock off?

me: SORRY FOR SMELLING LIKE CIGARETTE SMOKE AND STARING AT YOU ALL THE TIME AND LAUGHING TOO LOUD AND HAVING A SHAKY VOICE WHEN YOU TELL ME BEAUTIFUL WORDS THAT WEREN’T MADE FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME

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fuckyeahkagamine-twins:

so miku is opening for lady gaga

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pansages:

(sexy jelly wizard)

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